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Archive for Videos

Black Friday 2011 – The Most Terrible Day of the Year


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If you’ve ever wondered what Black Friday is like for people who work in retail then this song is for you.

A Tribute Song To Buddy The Cat – Johnny Dividas


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Johnny Dividas has lent his exceptional musical talents to yet another song. This time it’s a tribute song to a cat, taken before his time.

The Pillow Pets Rap by Johnny Dividas


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Long time Sub-Standard Studios artist Johnny Dividas has a new music video out. This time he’s doing rap? Sometimes I think he’s still trying to find his voice. But hey who am I to question a grown man doing a rap music video about Pillow Pets? He’s even plugging some website called ForPillowPets.com.

Melissa and Doug Swivel Bridge Train Set


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For more information go to Toy Wooden Train.

Melissa and Doug Figure Eight Train Set


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For more information go to Toy Wooden Train.

Maxim Figure Eight Wooden Train Set


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For more information go to Toy Wooden Train.

About the song Paradise by 2 Hour Drive


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For more information go to 2 Hour Drive’s official website.

Godzilla, Don’t Eat Me Music Video


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Ever since I wrote and recorded the song “Godzilla, Don’t Eat Me” a couple years ago, I wanted to make a music video for it. I never really knew how to approach it though but just the other day I found what I needed and was able to make a pretty spiffy little music video which you can view below. As a side note, the song is also available through Amazon Mp3 for only $0.89.

Phone Conversations with Carl: Cow vs Guerilla


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This is my latest video. It’s kind of stupid but I’m thinking about making an entire series of them.

ImNotARat.com TV Commercial


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This is my first attempt at making a television commercial. It’s essentially just title slides with a voice-over and a small clip from the Johnny Dividas video “Ode to the Falkland Islands”. The commercial is hopefully going to air a few times later this week on a cable network. I’ll post an update when I’m sure that it’s going to air.


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